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This is the Break Stuff Organisation: dedicated to fearless propaganda, hand to hand fighting and general mayhem with a final aim of world wide domination for ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead.

Here you can find the latest news, gossip, rumour and blatant lies but not a lot in the way of actual hard information about the band and their records, gigs etc. That's because we can't be bothered. I suggest you visit www.trailofdead.org for all that.

Remember this: we don't care.

 

Breakstuff back back back by popular demand!

Hello fans! We've finally been persuaded to return to action after receiving a 14,000 name petition from all our loving fans begging us to get back on the case. Signed by the likes of Conrad's Mom, my mom and that guy across the road, we were moved to tears and quickly switched on our laptops.

Truth be told, we were involved in a standoff with Trail of Dead over who could leave their website without updates for the longest. So, I can only say WELL DONE CONRAD, YOU WIN. Now get off your lazy ass and get down with the HTML, boy. Or something.

Ah, it's good to be back. Actual 'news' soon.
posted on Sunday, August 29, 2004
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OUR GREATEST NEWS STORY (It's worrying how many people believed this...)

Trail of Dead turned into plastic

After the success of the Limp Bizkit plastic figures, Interscope have turned their minds to new signings Trail of Dead and how they can persuade their fans to hand over more cash. The Interscope marketing department thought long and hard and came up with........Trail of Dead plastic figures! Expected to be on sale by Christmas 2003, the full set will feature all four members of the band and accessories, believed to include broken guitars, iBook laptops, bottles of whisky and warm coats.
 

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